Holiday Party Navigation Guide

Holiday work parties... you either love them, hate them or go because you're obligated.  I usually choose to go, well, because I like fun.  Also, the Christmas spirit runs through my veins making me love any and all things Christmas.  Since this is the season of giving, I've created a list of all the different types of people attending said parties to help navigate your way through even the most awkward holiday gatherings!  Unsolicited advice?  I'm you're girl!  You're welcome :)

The Bahumbug aka Scrooge

This person falls under the obligated category.  They are here out of a) being guilted into coming, b) free food/booze or c) they are obligated due to their position in the company.  I'm convinced that some people just dont like fun.  period. 

My Advice: Steer clear.  They don't want to talk to you and they're probably going to ruin your buzz.

The Token Drunk

I'm not saying this is good or bad... it is what it is.  This person can start out really fun and full of the Christmas spirit and then, well they get full of another, maybe multiple spirits.

My Advice: If they can hold their own and you feel like jumping on Santa's sleigh to party down, have at it but once they trade Santa's sleigh for Santa's lap... swim away!! 


The Lonely Coworker
There's always one.  Man, woman or child (child?) that doesn't have a date to the holiday party and instead of embracing this, they are two bitter comments away from Ebineaser status.  Whether it's their love of cats or inappropriate clothing after a certain age, this person wanted a date and unfortunately has none.

My Advice: Unless you want to talk cat litter and alimony payments, use caution.  Although they could start buying drinks for a sympathetic ear.  Drink up but watch for the signs, when the cat lady starts slurring they have taken a left turn into the "token" land.  That's your cue to scoot!

The Frenemy

Much like a white elephant gift, this person can fool you into thinking they are something desirable.  Be warned, even through your candy cane goggles and eggnog induced pleasantries this person is not what they seem.  They may cozy up by the fire with you, but you will be the one getting burned!

My Advice: Danger Will Robinson!  This person may look like your bff and you may have a jolly good time sipping cocktails and commenting on people's ugly sweaters they didn't know they were wearing but come Monday at 8am, it's on like Donkey Kong!  Don't get loose lips, this "friend" may turn back into a foe at the stroke of midnight, Christmas cheer be damned.


The Host(ess)

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The Host(ess) has a lot riding on this party.  They have put their blood, sweat and gum drop tears into making sure they spread Christmas cheer for all to hear.  This can go two ways: 1) they are the perfect host, keeping your glass full and fluttering around the room to save you from awkward social situations and make sure you have delicious hor d'oeuvres at all times or.... 2) they are a neurotic, stressed mess of a person that will ask you if you like their food every 20 seconds and rope you into helping with EVERYTHING.  Either way, feel free to put them in the line of fire if you get caught in an undesirable conversation- it's their party and their duty to take the hit.  #you'rewelcome

My Advice: Proceed with caution.  Gauge the situation, smile and overall aura of the host.  Real smile and seemingly well organized party, enjoy freely... fake smile and snarky comments- RUN!

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Ol' St. Nick
Otherwise called the creepy old guy who drank a little too much eggnog and now wants you to sit on his lap and tell Santa what you want for Christmas. *shudder* Sweet old man by day and seedy Bad Santa by night, this man is hard to spot.  Just like the O.F.M (Original Fat Man) you never quite know who or where he is.  Beware, this is not one magical gift of sugar plums you're gonna want to see!

My Advice: When the switch flips and you see mistletoe come out avoid at all costs unless you want to be his ho, ho, ho.  P.S. If he comes dressed as Santa, don't wait for the switch, he's already flipped!


The Christmas Elf
This person loves Christmas and will go around the party spreading Christmas cheer!  Smiling is their favorite!  This person probably had the best ugly sweater on purpose and is graciously embodying the true meaning of Christmas without losing the reason for the season!  While slightly annoying, this person may be the life of the party in a good way and as an added bonus, they are like kryptonite to their Scrooge-like counter parts.

My Advice: As a fellow Elf, I applaud this person and encourage you to hangout with them!  They may seem to be a bit much, but seeing is not believing... believing is seeing and they know this. 


Ta-dahhhh!  That is my Christmas gift to you blogland!  There are always different types of people at work parties and hopefully this guide will give you a heads up on who to friend and who to block!

Now don't be a cotton-headed ninnymoggins, go mingle!!

Until next time...

Frank Fridays: Holiday Parties, the beginnning...

Well, it's Friday!  We made it!  I think that in itself deserves a bottle glass of wine, don't you?

No... well.... more for me! (holy exclamation points #sorryi'mnotsorry)  I was "lucky" enough to have an extremely long 15ish hour workday on Wednesday, so yesterday I turned on the jets and sped out of there at 10 to enjoy some well deserved comp time!  Yesterday was spent crafting away and I can't wait to share my pinterest win's and epic fails with you next week!  anywho...

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'Tis the season for holiday parties with too much nog and plenty of drama.  I.can't.wait!  I love Holiday parties.  I would say I love Christmas parties but with cookie exchanges, work "holiday" parties, ugly sweater parties and family Christmas parties I had to make it a little more general.


Tomorrow night is my first holiday party of the season- make that two parties to be exact!  We've got one work party and one friend party to go to.  Decisions, decisions... What will I get in the white elephant gift exchange?  Will people like my sweater?  Will I be that person at the party??  I guess you'll just have to come back to find out!



Until then here's a little drink recipe to liven things up!  This has been a staple for the past couple of weekends and really tastes amazing!  One of my friends even calls it "Christmas in a cup" or bottle for that matter!

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Spiced Hard Cider

6 ounces hard apple cider

1 1/2 ounces cinnamon whisky

Read more at http://cocktail365.blogspot.com/2013/07/angry-balls.html#60XOLEvkgq60vyZj.99

1 Bottle Hard Apple Cider

1- 1/2 oz Fireball

Directions:

1. Dump all into a glass & Stir.  Enjoy.

It's that delicious and easy my friends.  Be warned, it's addictive, deceptive and bound to force a good time.  #you'rewelcome  Just make sure there's always a DD *okay, mom* and you drink responsibly.  You wouldn't want to have any little "mistakes" pop up on the internet, now would you??

Until next time...

Have an amazing weekend and don't forget to be Frank!

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